Val’s Substack

You Are Washing Your Hair Too Often

That's why she's angry. Do less!

23 hrs ago • Val

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Must Lift Weights

Yes this is a dealbreaker

Jan 2 • Val

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December 2025

It's 2026, Bitch!

No more pissing into your own face, finally

Dec 30, 2025 • Val

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Wind Chimes Are Terrible

You heard me (and I heard them, most unfortunately)

Dec 4, 2025 • Val

November 2025

Bathman Returns

Bath round II does not disappoint

Nov 5, 2025 • Val

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October 2025

No City for Non-Smokers

Lisbon is a meh but that's good info

Oct 5, 2025 • Val

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September 2025

Out of the Bath

And onto the calçada

Sep 22, 2025 • Val

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Hiking Is the Move

Even if by accident

Sep 1, 2025 • Val

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August 2025

In The Shire

Strolls, swoles and grocery finds

Aug 20, 2025 • Val

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2

Oh Damn It's August

And I am across the pond 👋

Aug 12, 2025 • Val

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July 2025

I Am a Serial Cat Sitter Now

No one is more surprised than me

Jul 21, 2025 • Val

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June 2025

Weekend Update

Live and roasting my balls off from Austin

Jun 22, 2025 • Val

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